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How did the leper castrate himself? -Jerking off.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Some jokes about our friends to the North
Mike Myers is a huge talent. If you like the movie, "So I Married An Axe Murderer", head over to Matt and Woody's 'Axey' website.
Webmasters: Stevie (Woody) and Matt
It's Beam O'Clock somewhere!