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Laughs Zone

How did the leper castrate himself? -Jerking off.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Revere jokes

Some jokes about our friends to the North

Why wasn't Jesus born in Revere?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
If you see a kid from Revere on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike.

Mike Myers

Mike Myers is a huge talent. If you like the movie, "So I Married An Axe Murderer", head over to Matt and Woody's 'Axey' website.

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