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Laughs Zone

How did the leper castrate himself? -Jerking off.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Mike Myers

Mike Myers is a huge talent. If you like the movie, "So I Married An Axe Murderer", head over to Matt and Woody's 'Axey' website.

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